There once was a dog named Ralph, from birth he was never able to close his mouth. One day a bird flew inside, made a home, but found it cramped, so ate the dog’s tongue to the end, although did not see the cat (the dog’s friend), and was in turn eaten as well.
The cat said to the dog, are you alright?
The dog cocked its head to the side.
Then the cat smiled and said, Oh right I got your tongue.