If I were a god in the sky, I would swim in the stars and make the sun cry.
If I were an ant with annoying shoulder twitch, I would eat my arm off because I have six… hmm, had six.
If I were an army with no morals, I would enslave the world and make them do what I say without any quarrels.
If I were a planet that was watery blue, I would bring the sun nearer so that summer would be here.
— No, I’m not sure what my brain was doing when I wrote this.