Don’t Panic They’re Just Hemorrhoids

Hi, a new book has recently been published that will help one in four people. If you think you may have hemorrhoids, then please read the following:

Stop hemorrhoids in their tracks and never get them again.
Also, how to never get hemorrhoids in the first place!

It’s a scary world where your bottom can bleed, itch and burn like it’s on fire. Especially when it’s accompanied by a part of your body swelling up and poking out.
Why is it happening to me?
How is it happening?
Did I do something wrong?
I don’t know what’s going on and I don’t know what to do about it!

Never fear, I have researched this ailment extensively so that I can inform you on what exactly is going on down there, and give you the knowledge you need to make an educated decision on what you should do about it straight away. You’ll also discover that having inflamed hemorrhoids is not the end of the world. In fact you’ll live a completely regular life. You just need to know what to do.

Oh, and another thing, yes the swelling will go down and the pain will go away.
Feel better?

You will have some solid work ahead of you to do your part in helping this process along.
There’s no miracle fix. Just some mild regular maintenance to keep your body running the way nature intended.

If you’re interested, but  don’t want to spend loads of money on a supposed MIRACLE CURE book or expensive pills or strange remedies, then you can buy my very cheap book. Just click on the link below!

Get better soon!


About matclarke

Writing became a hobby at the age of ten, boredom being a great catalyst. Whenever I had an idea I would put words to paper until something interesting was produced. I have always loved dreaming up and writing new stories. I wrote from the age of 10 and also built or designed unusual contraptions and created tools for working with assorted wood products. Creativity has always been my thing, however, no other person within my extended family harbours this same creative gene, so I always assumed I was odd rather than artistic. My non-fiction work has been inspired by my letter writing to government bodies and assorted companies, either to request information on a current associated issue or to offer a solution to an ongoing problem with (if a local government) traffic, public transport, spending, banks, etc. And (if a company) an idea for the product so that it could become better accepted by consumers, or in some cases, healthier for consumers. In December 2009 I came across a story I had begun a month earlier but so far written only a single page. I read it again and realised the story was not only interesting but also had the effect of creating excitement as to what would happen next. I immediately decided this could be a great beginning to a piece which could become my first full length novel, Wake (working title). The idea for Wake was born from a writing retreat on the outskirts of Bendigo, Australia. I had taken a break from punching keys on my laptop and walked from the small cabin into the night. Now standing in the silence with the tree canopy looming above, I watched the breeze adjust the leaves ever so slightly—barely enough to create a rustling. It was a creepy, lonely night; isolating beyond anything I had experienced. I smiled. An idea seeded: What would it be like to wake in the middle of nowhere with no memories and no idea of how you came to be there. Wake, is my first completed novel and I am currently 45,000 words into its sequel. I am also editing, Citylife, my second completed novel, and finished writing my third novel, Blue, whilst on a return trip from the US where I visited for book research. You’re welcome to have a read of some of my short stories on my website. Let me know if you liked them. In addition, my writing group and I have completed two anthology of short stories, with another to be completed in April. See my website for more information.
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2 Responses to Don’t Panic They’re Just Hemorrhoids

  1. paul says:

    hows your book doing Matt? I am curious as i want to write a book like you did but on a different health subject. Is it selling? Is is worth doing? My book would be on Fluid balance. thanks Matt

    • matclarke says:

      Hi Paul, after thinking about the whole self publishing thing quite a bit and talking to other writers who also self publish, we decided that it’s good for getting your book out there and for your name to become better known, but if you make money it’s a bonus – and some do! Just not many. So yes, it has been worth it to get my book out and help me understand the self publishing world a little better, and I’ve sold more copies than I thought I would, but less than what would make it worth it money-wise.

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